Beta :- Bapu meri teacher kit HOT hai na ?
Papa:- Beta teacher MAA k jaisi hoti hai…….
Beta:- Aap to hamesha apne hi jugaad me rahate hai……..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1022 views

Meri Duwa Se Theek Ho Gaye

Doctor Mariz Se :
Ager Tum Meri Duwa Se Theek Ho Gaye To Mujhe
Kya Enaam Do Gay
Mariz:
May Qabrey Khodta Hun
Aap Ki Qaber Free Khod Dun Ga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se

Sardar Ki Maa:
Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se
Lahore Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur
Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se

Sardaar :
Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi
Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

During The Match

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Math Is Too Hard For Kids

A Little Boy Was Doing His Maths Homework, Saying To Himself,

“2+5 The Son Of Bitch Is 7, 3+6 The Son Of Bitch Is 9.”

His Mother Heard This & Gasped: “What Are You Doing?”

The Little Boy Answered: “I’m Doing My Math’s Homework Mom”

Mom: “And This Is How Your Teacher Taught You To Do It?”

Little Boy: “Yes”

Infuriated, The Mother Asked The Teacher Next Day,

Mother: “Are You Teaching Maths To Children By Saying 2+2, The Son Of Bitch Is 4?”

The Teacher Started Laughing, And Answered: “What I Taught Them Was, 2+2 The Sum Of Which Is 4“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo

Q:Wo Konsi ek Baat hai jo Hazaroon Saal Pehle bhi Students kehte the,Aj b Kehte hen Or Qayamat tak Kahngay?

Ans:Bus Kal se Parhai Start.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)