laugh in cinema
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 665 views
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Friend "No Man I Saw some one using Calculator :D
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Kuch log itne
Itne
Itne
Itne
Itne
"Perfect" hote hain k un k liye
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for Example
"Aap"
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Mujhe hi dekh lain!! ;-)
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khayalon se ho ker
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Tumhe kiya khabar hai Me apne KHUDA se kiya mangti hon
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