Cyclone Kise Kahte Hai

Cyclone Kise Kahte Hai
Ques: Cyclone kise kahte hai
Santa- cycle kharidane k liye jo
loan lete hai
use cyclone kahte hai

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 778 views
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