Santa Singh Ji at Zebra Crossing

Santa Singh Ji Zebra Crossing ke Black & White Patte par Bar Bar idhar se Udhar chalte the.

Woh kya soch rahe honge?

THINK ????
"SALA YEH PIYANO BAJTA KYO NAHI?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 631 views
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