Difference Between Wife And GF
Difference Between Wife And GF
GF IS BEAUTY and WIFE IS DUTY,
GF IS SPRINGROLL and WIFE IS DABBAGOL,
GF IS CHUSKI and WIFE IS RISKY,
GF IS TOOIFROOTY and WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY...
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 557 views
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An old man and woman hate each other, but remain
married for years. During their shouting fights,
the old man constantly warns his wife, "If I die
first, I will dig my way up and out of the grave to
come back and haunt you for the rest of your
life!"
One day, the man abruptly dies. After the burial,
the wife goes straight to the local bar and begins
to party. Her friends ask if she isn't worried about
her husband digging himself out of the grave.
The wife smiles, "Let the old bugger dig. I had him
buried upside down!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)
Pathan:
Doctor Sahb
Pore Jism Main Kahin B
Ungli Lagaon To Boht Dard
Hota Hai
Doctor Sugested Full
Body Xray
Wen He Checked Xray
Found
Fracture In Finger
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 ladka ne 1 ladki ko kamal ka phool diya to ladki ne jordar tamacha mari.
Ladka: kyun mari main to BJP ka parchar kar raha tha.
Ladki: aur main CONGRESS ka.
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SHERU ARPITA SE BOLA -
BHAI AAJ TO CHAY PINE KA MAJA AA GAYA.”
ARPITA NE KAHA- “UNCLE JI, AGAR BILLI NE
DUDH ME MUH NA MARA HOTA TO AUR BHI MAJA
AATA.”
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Student took his girlfriend to his home
After Completing Graduation….
Father Asked who is she….
Son replied.
My Campus selection..
by haleema sadia (few years ago!)
Aik pathan ki biwi mar gayi,
Pathan chup tha magar uski biwi ka lover bohot ziyada ro raha tha.
Pathan ne us se kaha:
O yara tum ro mat,"Hum dobara shaadi kare ga.."
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Nurse: Mubarak Ho Khan Sab
Aap K Ghar Larka Peda Hua Hai
Pathan : O Mera Khuda
Ye Kesa Technology Hai,
B.V Mera Hospital Main Hai
Or Bacha Ghar Peda Hua Hay
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
'Agr valentine day pr apko gulab ka phool na mile to mujhe call kar li jiye ga
....'
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Latter from husband ( who is abroad) to wife
Dear Sweetheart:
I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart
Your husband
Allen
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)