Difference Between Wife And GF

Difference Between Wife And GF

GF IS BEAUTY and WIFE IS DUTY,

GF IS SPRINGROLL and WIFE IS DABBAGOL,

GF IS CHUSKI and WIFE IS RISKY,

GF IS TOOIFROOTY and WIFE IS KISMAT FUTY...

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 613 views
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