whats the difference?

Whats The Difference
Between Doctors & Lawyers ??
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The Only Difference
B/w Them


Lawyer Only Robs U
Where As
Doctor Robs U n Kill U
As Well ...

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!) / 622 views
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