Sardar in Titanic
Wen Titanic Was Sinking,
A Man Asked To Sardarji:
How Far Is Da Land
Sardar : 2 Kms
Da Man Jumps Into Da Sea Nd Ask: Vick Wa?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 927 views
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