O Lord, hear my anxious plea

Calculus is killing me

I know not of 'dx' or 'dy'

And probably won't until the day I die.

Please, Lord, help me in this hour

As I take my case to the highest power.

I care not for fame or loot

Just help me find one square root.

And Lord, please let me see

One passing mark in organic chemistry.

Oh such a thing I constantly dread

I'd just as soon join the Marines instead.

Lord, please give me a sign

That you've been listening all the time.

Please lead me out of this constant coma

And give me a shot at my diploma.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1176 views

Aur Dekh Apni Maa Nu

Kisi ka Accident dekne pr Expressions in

U.S.A :- Oh My God!

Arrbi :- O La La

Australia :- Got a Hit

Paris:- oh shit

London:- oh No,

Indian.. Ram ram.

PAk:- Oo vajeya e anni da.

Hor vekh apni maa nu mur mur kay

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Meri shadi ho gai

Employee-
" boss meri shadi ho gayi,meri salary bhada do"
Boss-
"factory ke bahar hone wale hadso ke liye company
zimedar nahi hoti"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

shit yar!

Exam main fail honay pay dad ne sirf itna kaha..
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big boss chate hain ki aap apna cell phone aur laptop hame de...:O :D

by Tayyab Mughal (few years ago!)

Sabse bada challenge

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”

Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Duniya ke sabse puraana

Teacher: duniya ke sabse puraana praani kaunsi hai?
Student: zebra hai sir

Teacher: kaise:

Student: kyunki, woh black and white hai na

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)