O Lord, hear my anxious plea

Calculus is killing me

I know not of 'dx' or 'dy'

And probably won't until the day I die.

Please, Lord, help me in this hour

As I take my case to the highest power.

I care not for fame or loot

Just help me find one square root.

And Lord, please let me see

One passing mark in organic chemistry.

Oh such a thing I constantly dread

I'd just as soon join the Marines instead.

Lord, please give me a sign

That you've been listening all the time.

Please lead me out of this constant coma

And give me a shot at my diploma.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1280 views

Larki ko respect

Larki ko respect deni chaiye..
Line toh ptcl wale bhi dete hain ;) :D

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Hathi Aur Kele Ki Game

Ek Baar Ek Hathi Tha, Uske Samne 12 Kele The, Usne 11 Kele Liye, 1 Nahi Khaya Batao Kyun?
Kyun Ki 1 Kela Plastic Ka Tha.

Chal Ek Aur Is Baar Phir Hathi Tha, Phir 12 Kele, Usne 12 Ke 12 Nahi Khaye, Batao Kyun?
Is Baar Hathi Plastic Ka Tha.

Chal Ek Aur, Is Baar Asli Hathi Tha, Asli 12 Kele, Usne 12 Ke 12 Nahi Khaye, Bata Kyun?
Kyun Ki Kele TV Mein The.

Chal Ek Aur, Is Baar Phir Asli Hathi, Asli Kele, Hathi Aur Kele Dono TV Mein, Phir Bhi Nahi Khaye, Batao Kyun?
Dono Alag-Alag Channel Pe The.

Chal Ek Aur Is Baar Phir Asli Hathi Asli Kele, Dono 1 Hi Chhanel Pe The, Phir Bhi Nhi Khaye, Batao Kyun?
TV Band Tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Frnd nd lver

dost Or Lover me kya Farq
Hy.?
Lover:
Janu Bike Ahista Chlao Accident
Ho Jaye ga…
Dost:
Chwla race day agy Cultus vich
Bachiyan ne..

by itrat batool (few years ago!)

Sardar

1 sardar ne mobil


1 sardar ne mobile k sath ek kenchi b le li.

Kisi ne pocha

"sardar g a keri science a"

sardar: o yar kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi aa

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

1 zamana tha k mai Rs 10

father- 1 zamana tha k mai Rs 10 me kirana, saag, dudh, or nashta leke aata tha.

Beta-Ab possible nahi hai Dad Qki ab wahan CCTV camera hota hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)