Aapki ZIndagi Mein Kiski Kami Hai?
Agar App Pareshan Hai?
Nind Nahi Aati?
Sukoon Nahi Hai?
Kisi Kaam Mein Dil Bhi Nahi Lagta?
Hamesha Bechaini Si Rahti Ho,
To Aap Ki Zindagi Mein,
Vitamin “She” Ki Kami Hai Is Liye “She” Ka Intezam Karo.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1119 views
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Tera dil laga rahega :P
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