Kitanu Har Jagah Hote Hain

Asmaan me tum ho, samundar me tum ho, zamin pe tum,

hawa me tum,jahan bhi dekho tum hi tum ho.

DOMEX wali aunty thik kehti thi KITANU har jagah hote hain.

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