Sardar Pathan
Sardar:
Larkiyan Bhi Ajeeb Hoti Hain
Baat Karo To Thappar Marti Hain
Pathan:
Yeh Tumne Bilkul Sahi Baat Kiya
Larka Hi Acha Hota Hai
by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!) / 901 views
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