Osama's Son was Poor in maths
Osama Hired a Teacher for him:---

On Very first Day:===
Teacher to Osama's son: how u would divide 4 apples among 5 people ???

Osama's Son: By Killing an Extra Man...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 824 views

Hum Izzat Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Punjabi:Hum Izzat Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Sindhi: Hum Kaam Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Balochi: Hum Taleem Mei Thora Pechay Hain

Pathan: Hum Bila Waja Pechay Hain!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Pathan puts in hand

Pathan puts his hand on his girlfriend's hand while
driving From Islamabad to lahore.
she smiles & says: u can go further.. and
Pathan drives to multan...

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

during the match

During The Match,
Batsman LBW Hua:

1 Pathan Doosre Se: Log Hum ko Pagal Samajhty hain,
Yahan to Sab Pagal Hain,


Lagi Batsman ko hai Aur Cheekh Bowler Raha Hai.

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya

1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia

Larky ne kaha tum 10din k andar mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi

Or larka din rat barish main dhoop main us k ghar k samne khara raha

9 din k bad larki ko waqae larky ki muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz mila jis par likha tha

Tere chakkr main teri behan set ho gyi hai

Sorry Baji…..:-

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

women

Question: Why are hurricanes sometimes named after women? Answer: When they come they’re wild and wet, but when they go they take your house and car with them.

by inayat khan (few years ago!)