While walking in the highlands Santa fell down a deep hole.
Banta: R u ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did u break anything?
Santa: No, there's nothing down here.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 949 views

Pathan

Pathan Ek larki say “I love you”
Larki: “tammeez say batt karo”
Pathan:
“bismilah hir rheman nir rhaem,
With due respect I beg to state that I love you” baji.

by Zia Rasool (few years ago!)

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi

Ek ladki 18th floor se gir padi..
.
13th floor pe 1 ladke ne catch
kar liya or pocha mujhse pyar
karogi..
.
Ladki:" no,, Ladke ne usey chhor
diya 9th floor pe 1 aur ladke ne catch kiya or pucha mujhe kiss
karogi.. .

Ladki:" no, Usne b chhor diya.. .
Ladki cheekhen marti hui 1 aur
chance ki dua karne lagi.. .
.
3th floor pe aate aate Pappu ne
catch kar liya.. .

Ladki foran boli:" mai tumse
pyar bhi krungi aur kiss bhi
karungi" . Pappu ne usey foran chor diya or

bola Pappu:"
Characterless girl,
Isse accha to tu mar jaye "Main sareef banda hu ye galat
kaam hargiz nahi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Mohabbat ISHQ Pyar

Mohabbat
ISHQ
Pyar

ye 3 Cheeze Har Tufaan ka Muqabla KR sakti hai
Magar Ek Cheez in Sab Ko Khatam Kar sakti hai
Aur Vo hai Mummy Ki Chappal.

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Speeding Ticket

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely

if he could see her license.
She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together.

Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sawal: Kanoon dusri shadi karne

Sawal: Kanoon dusri shadi karne ke liye permission kyun nahi deta?

Jwaab: Kyunki kanoon ke mutabik kisi ko ek hi gunah ke liye do baar saja nahi di ja sakti.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)