Fail

Baap: Beta koi bat nai tumhari qismat mai Fail hona hi likha tha
.
Beta: Jee Papa, yai tu acha howa mai ne pura saal parha nai warna sari mehnat zaya hojati

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 763 views
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