Pehla Zaheen Sardar
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Teacher: Jo sakhs kuch nahi sun sakta usay English mai kia kahaingy??
Sardar: Kuch bhi Kaho, usay konsa sunayi daita hai

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!) / 1138 views

Ek kanjoos ney kisi majboori key tehet kisi dost ki dawat ki

Ek kanjoos ney kisi majboori key tehet kisi dost ki dawat ki or usey khat likha key aap zehmat ker key aaj raat ka khana hamarey sath khayein or jo rookhi sookhi hazir hey, qabool farmayein.

Mehmaan samjha key mezbaan inkesaar sey kaam ley raha hey laikin jab wahan pohancha to waqai dastarkhwaan per rookhi sookhi roti or baasi daal pari thee.

Marta kia na kerta, mehmaan khaney beth gaya. Itney mein bahar ek faqeer ney awaz lagai. Kanjoos ney usey daant diya. Us ney phir awaz di to kanjoos ney kaha, “bhaag jao warna tumhara sar tor doon ga”

Mehmaan ney jaldi sey kaha, “Faqeer bhai, chaley jao, aadmi apni baat ka pakka hey, sach much tumhara sar tor dey ga”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Teacher : What a pair of

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Should Women Have Children

Should Women Have Children After 35? Banta Replied: No, 35 Children Are More Than Enough!

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)

Sardar and Hen

A sardar was giving with hot water to his hen,
A man asked him that why you are doing this?
sardar replies that now hen will give me boiled eggs

by Rao Nauman Waheed (few years ago!)

An elderly woman

An elderly woman died last month. Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers. In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while ...

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)