Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron." The other says, "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!) / 796 views

Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye

Ek Pari Ne 60 Saal K Shadi Shuda Jorey Se Kaha,

Mein Tum Dono Ki Ik Ik Khawish Pori Kar Sakti Hoon,

Biwi: Main Apne Shohar K Sath Sari Duniya Ki Saer Karna Chahti Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu Ki Chari Ghumai Or 2 Tickets A Gaen,

Phir Shohar Sey Pucha, Tum Kya Chate Ho…?

Shohar:
Apne Se 30 Saal Choti Biwi Ka Khwahishmand Hoon,

Pari Ne Jadu
Se Usko 90 Saal Ka Kar Diya,

Moral:
Mardon Ko Yaad Rakhna Chaiye K Pariyan Bhi Auraten Hoti Hain..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Gujju premi

Gujju premi:darling mere kan me kuch halkasa kuch
narmsa kuch namkin sa kuch mitha sa kaho
Premika:dhokla.

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

ketnay ka ticket lena hoga.

Aik larka apnay dost ko bata raha tha. Meray Abbu mein bari khubyan hain. Bahadur itnay hain jaisay sher, tandurust itnay hain jitna hathi aur aakhein to baz ki tarah teiz hain.

Doosra dost foran bola: agar hum in ko deikhna chahein to ketnay ka ticket lena hoga.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

You delivered an excellent

Wife: You delivered an excellent speech.

Hubby: Thanks dear but the audience was full of fools and idiots.

Wife: Is that why you addressed them as your brothers and sisters?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Aakhri Khuahish Kya Ha

Snta Ko Elecrtic Chair P Bitha K Maut Ki Saza Sunai Gai

Jalad-Aakhri Khuahish Kya Hai?

Snta-Mujhe Dar Lag Raha Hai Mera Hath Pakad Le

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)