Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Interviewer : When Is Your Birthday
Sardar : 13th Oct
Interviewer : Which Year ?
Sardar : Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1026 views
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