Oye Ullu Ke Patte

Interviewer : When Is Your Birthday

Sardar : 13th Oct

Interviewer : Which Year ?

Sardar : Oye Ullu Ke Patte
Every Year

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 682 views
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