Santa and Banta!

Teacher : Santa and Banta!why you reached school late today?

Santa : Madam, I lost a one rupee coin and I was searching for it.

Teacher : Banta, what about you?

Banta : Madam. .., I was not able to move ….because I was hiding that coin under my feet.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 915 views
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