Sardar and Memon
Sardar: Soch Raha Hoon K USA Ghoom Aaon
Kitna Paisa Lage Ga?
Memon: Kuch Bhi Nahi..
Sardar: Wo Kaise?
Memon: Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1027 views
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