Pathan or Kabutar

1 kabhutar Pathan ko boht dino se tang kar raha tha
.
Pathan ne usey pakar lia, owr usey marne ka faisla kia
.
Usey chat par le gia,
.
owr
.
Wahan se neche phaink dia

by Mohammad Awais Rashid (few years ago!) / 564 views
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