Santa ( to his son )

Santa ( to his son ) : Itne km marks? do thappad marne chayiye.......!

Santa's son : Haan papa.. chalo...mene us master ka ghr dekha hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 733 views
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An interesting fact ...

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In short ...

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my eyes close automatically…

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