Gala Dabaye
Sardar Ji: Hamne Mobile Marriage Bureau shuru kiya hai:
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Shaadi k liye 3 dabye.
A Gujarati Man asks: Dusri shadi k liye kya dabana hai ji ?
Sardar Ji: Dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!
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