Pehlwan ki tang neeli ho gai
Hakeem:zehr phail gya h katni pregi
3 din bad dosri b neeli ho gai
Hakeem:ye b katni pary gi zehar kafi phail gya
Dono kat k plastic ki tangain lga di
8 din bad plastic ki tangain b neli ho gai
Hakeem:
Ab smjh aya,tumhari dhoti ka rang utrta hai, preshani ki koi bat nhi’

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 830 views

“JO” DAR GAYA, “WO” MAR GAYA”

Japan mein 2 dost thy.
1 ka nam tha “jo” aur dosry ka nam tha “wo”
aik din “jo” k pass jin aa giya “jo” ny dar kar “wo” ko awaz di
“wo” bhag kar aaya to jin ko deikh kar “wo” ka intaqal ho giya,
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bas usi din sy hi kehty hain…
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“JO” DAR GAYA,
“WO” MAR GAYA”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Baniya Log Akhir Itne Paisi Kyu Bacahte Hai?

Muftimal Baniya Apne Antim Samaye Par Apni Patni Ko Bulata Hai.

Muftimal: “Sunti Ho Tum Kaha Ho?”

Patni Daudi Chali Aayi Aur Boli: “Haan Ji, Main Yahaan Hoon”
Muftimal: “Mera Beta Aur Beti Kahaan Hai?”

Bache Bhi Muftimal Ke Paas Aaye Aur Bole.

Bache: “Ji Papa, Hum Bhi Yahi Hai”

Muftimal Ko Ye Sun Kar Gussa Aa Gaya Aur Vo Bola

Muftimal: “Jab Tum Sab Idhar Ho To Phir Sath Wale Kamre Ka Pankha Kyun Chal Raha Hai?“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A couple went to a wishing well

A couple went to a wishing well. The husband threw a coin in the well and then mumbled something in his mouth

Then the wife threw a coin in the well and while she moved forward to see in the well, she fell inside.

The husband turned around to the man standing in shock behind him and said excitedly, “I never believed in wishing wells before…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Pathan

PIA ki flight me Captain anouncment k bad mike Off krna bhoL gaya…

Captain apne co-pilot se: Ab me 1 cup coffee piyun ga phr Air hostess ko kiss kroga.

ye sun kr 1 air hostes mike OFF krne bhagi to gir gai.

Sath betha pthan: O Khuda Ka Bandi Aram se Jao pehle wo cofee piye ga….

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Jab professor tumhe Class se

Fact of Classroom
Jab professor tumhe Class se baher nikal de TO SAMAJH LO K TARAQQI KAR RAHE HO
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He might b afraid dat u know more than him
B +ve.;-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)