American boy: Dogs
American boy: Dogs can find Bombs in my country, America.
Japanese boy: Fish can play Ball in my country, Japan.
Pakistani: That is not a big matter, Monkey can read SMS in my country, Pakistan.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 715 views
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by Hina Tariq (few years ago!)
TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the
map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now,
class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU!
by nadeem (few years ago!)
Rani: You know mam, my mother fears a lot while crossing a road!
Teacher: How do U know that?
Rani: Because, she holds my hand while crossing!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A boy and a girl of class 2 asked teacher: Sir Can kids of our age have kids??
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Teacher: No Never!
Boy: See I had told you not to worry
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
A mid-level executive was so frustrated at being passed over for promotion year after year, that, in frustration, he went to a brain-transplant center in the hope of raising his I.Q. 20 points.
After a battery of physical and psychological tests, he was told by the center's director that he was an acceptable candidate.
"That's great!" the executive said. "But I understand that this procedure can be really expensive."
"Yes, sir, it can," the director replied. "An ounce of accountant's brain for example, costs one thousand dollars; an ounce of an economist's brain costs two thousand; an ounce of a corporate president's is forty-five thousand. An ounce of a Democrat's brain is seventy-five thousand dollars."
"Seventy-five thousand dollars for an ounce of a Democrat's brain? Why on earth is that?"
"Do you have any idea," the director asked, "how many Democrats we would have to kill?"
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know -
it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Chilhood: When you make faces at mirror. Middle age is when mirror gets even.
Bald man: A person who has lot of face to wash and very little hair to comb.
Marriage: An institution in which a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a women gets her master’s.
Doctor: Who cures your ills by pills and kills you by his bills.
Alimony: A mode of payment that enables a women who at one time lived happily married to live happily unmarried.
Indian Film Heroines: If they display their assets, the producer recovers his liabilities.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Agar Sadaron Kee Char Tangein
Hoti To Kya Hota?
Its Simple
Phir Un Mein Aur Bandron Mein
Ziada Farq Naheen Rahey Gha”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend: Will u marry me?
Funny Boyfriend: No, hamare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai. Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Pathan Ne New Car Li
Aur Drive Pe Nekla Thora Agay Gaya To Toll Plaza Aya Admi Bola Han Khan G!!!
Pathan Bola Full Kar Do:-D
by Muhammad Zeeshan (few years ago!)