American boy: Dogs
American boy: Dogs can find Bombs in my country, America.
Japanese boy: Fish can play Ball in my country, Japan.
Pakistani: That is not a big matter, Monkey can read SMS in my country, Pakistan.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 888 views
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mere ghar se canada tak road bana do.
Bhagwan - yeh to kabhi nahi ho skta.
Ladka:-fir mujhe 1 aisi ladki se
mila do jo sirf mujhe hi pyar kare.
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1 Mara hua aadmi,
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