Before Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Ek upar ek tum.

After Marriage
Girlfriend: Chand kahan hai?
Boyfriend: Woh kya tera baap upar lalten leke khada hai..!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 870 views

Boy Tujhko Kya Bhejon

Boy: Tujhko Kya Bhejon?

Barish Ki Pehli Boond?

Aasman Ka Sab se Roshan Tara?

Shakh Pe Khila Surkh Gulab?

Muthi Main Qaid Ik Jugnu?

Honton Pe Saji Ek Khuahish?
Ya Aankhon Ka Ik Khuaab?

Girl: Mujhe Bas 5 Kilo Cheeni Bhejdo. :-)

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Beti: Ammi mera Teacher Kitna pyara hy na

Beti: Ammi mera Teacher Kitna pyara hy na

Ami: Beti Teacher Baap k Barabar Hota hy.

Beti:AMMI Aap Hamesha apne hi ChaKKar me rehna,Hamare Lye Na Sochna:-)

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Rajnikath super hero.

Once Rajnikanth saw a poor beggar on road and
helped him by giving money. The beggar is now
called ‘Bill Gates’ Once Rajnikanth played a
defensive short in Cricket and since then that Ball
is called “Pluto” Once Rajnikant bunked school
whole day. Since then that day is known as
“Sunday” Rajnikanth knows that Bingo

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

Air Travel

A student was heading home for the holidays. When she got to the airline counter, she presented her ticket to New York. As she gave the agent her luggage, she made the remark, "I'd like you to send my green suitcase to Hawaii, and my red suitcase to London."

The confused agent said, "I'm sorry, we can't do that."

"Really??? I am so relieved to hear you say that because that's exactly what you did to my luggage last year!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardarji : Motor bike se bade

Sardarji : Motor bike se bade jor se aatein hai aur niche gir jate hai.

Public sab aakar uper uthake puchne lagte hai, ?sardar ji kaise ho??

Sardar : Arre arre chodo bhai aap logon ki dimag kharab ho gaya hai kya.

YE MERA UTARNE KA STYLE HAI

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)