Hawalaat
Boy:jis din se tum se mila hun main ne sharab aur cigrate nai pi
Girl:mere pyar ne tumhen sudhar dia na
Boy:teri waja tu meri jaib khali rahndi aae.
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 761 views
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