Snne ki cheez
Shadi par husband ne munh dikhai me bv ko gulaab ka phool dia
Bv:mujhe yeh nai chahye koi sone ki cheez do
Husband ne neend wali goli de di
by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 1020 views
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