Shadi par husband ne munh dikhai me bv ko gulaab ka phool dia
Bv:mujhe yeh nai chahye koi sone ki cheez do
Husband ne neend wali goli de di

by Sabir shah (few years ago!) / 928 views

main padhta nahin:D

Imtehan sar par khade hai aur main padhta nahi,
Janabe manjil nazdik hai magar main chadhta nahi,
Jee chahta hai saari padhai-likhi chhod du, scale pen tod du,
Aur yun jo phirten hai shahar ke awara unse nata jod lu,
Teacheron ke lecture mein ab maza aata nahi,
Issiliye ghar se college ko ab main jata nahi,
Padhte-padhte aksar so jata hun sapnon men aksar pass ho jata hun.

by Abdul Sami (few years ago!)

pajero

Jeet k b haar gya me pyar ki bazi yaro
Main uska DEVDAS tha wo thi meri PARO
wo guzar gai pas se nazar b na milai
Q k i was on cycle & she was in PiJARO..a

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)

Janwaron ka khandan

Teacher:tum kis khan dan se ho?
Student:janwaron k se.
Teacher:kiun?
Student:papa mujhe ulla ka patha,ammi mujhe gadha,dada g shar ka beta aur dadi bander kehti hai.

by Sabir shah (few years ago!)

pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?

pathan: Station jane k kitne paise logay?

Ricksha wala: 50

Pathan: 20 lelo

Ricksha wala: 20 may kon le ker jayega

Pathan: Tm peche betho hum le k jayega

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)

Santa cigarette pe rha tha

santa CIGRATE P raha tha
Lady-tmhare Maa-Baap ko pata he tm cigrate pite
ho?
snta-Kya Apke H usband ko PATA H Aap AJNABI
Se baat krti ho

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)