Height Of Facebook Addiction
Height Of Facebook Addiction:
A Boy’s Status: “I’m Online On Facebook During Lecture Hahaha :)”
Comment From His Professor: “Get Out Of The Class Now :p”
Dean Liked Comment! ;)
Friend Commented: “Jaldi Aa Yaar, Cafe Mein Fit Mahol Hai :d”
Gate Keeper Commented: “Saab, Pahle Idhar Aa Ke Apni Bike Lock Kar Do”
Mom Commented: “Nalaik Class Nahi Padhani To Sabzi Le Ke Seedha Ghar Wapas Aa”
Dad Commented: “Dekhlo Apne Bete Ki Harkatein”
Girl-friend Commented: “I Hate You, Kamine Mujhse Kaha Tha
Dadi Hospital Mein Hai Mil Nahi Sakta”
Dadi Commented: “Manhoos Tu Ghar Aa Batati Hoon Tujhe”
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 815 views
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by @irha@ (few years ago!)
wife hits her husband with frying pan
Husband: What was that for...?
Wife: I found a paper in your pocket
with the name Jenny on it.
Husband: I took part in a race last week
and Jenny was the name of my horse.
Wife: Sorry..!
Next day wife hit him with the frying pan again
Husband: What now..?
Wife: Your horse is on the Phone .
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Santa 60th Birthday
Banta-Ye Cake Pe bulb Q lagaya he?
Santa-60 Candls lagane Me Mushkil ho Rhi thi
Isliye 60Watt k bulb laga diye
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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pathan to dukandar:give me blackbulb
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pathan:ullu ke pathe jab rat ko andhera hota hai to hum roshni wala bulb istamal kartay hain mujhe ab andhere wala bulb chahiye takay sabah mein sunay ke liye andhera kar sakoon
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)
Ek bar 300 phatan ship mein travel kar rahay the
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kaise?
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by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha k BV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lon Ga
by Muddassar Khan (few years ago!)
Pappu Ghar Der Se Pahucha Aur Ghar Mein Darte Darte Enter Hua
Father: Kahan Tha Ab Tak, Itna Late Kaise Hua,
Pappu: Papa, Friend Ke Ghar Tha,
Yeh Sun Kar Unhone Sabhi Khaas Doston Ko Phone Laga Diya,
Friend 1: Ji Uncle Yahi Pe Tha, Just Ghar Ke Liye Nikla Hai,
Friend 2: Yahi Hai Uncle Toilet Gaya Hai, Baat Karau Kya ?
Friend 3: Uncle Ji Woh Padh Raha Hai….
Best Friend: Friend 4: Haan Papa Boliye, Kuch Kaam Tha !!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
In bio practical:
Examiner: Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only?
Sardar: I don't know.
Examiner: You r failed, what's your name?
Sardar: See my legs & tell my name
by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Bhool kar bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindagi mein sabko hasana,
Dusman ko bhi gale lagana,
Phir bhi koi gam de toh hume batana,
Tapka denge saale ko.
by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)
1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 sa
1 sardarni dusri sardarni se: Meri 20 saal tak koi olaad nai hui
Dusri sardarni: Phir ?
1st sardarni: Phir kia, jab me 21 sal ki hui to abu ne meri shadi kar di
aaj Mola k fazal se 3 kake hain.
by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)