Begum Wife

Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman..

Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?

Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 913 views
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