Begum Wife
Two married friends Rahul and Rohan talking on the topic of the married woman..
Rahul: Wife ko begum kyun kehte hai?
Rohan: Kyuki shaadi ke baad uske saare gum husband ke hisse mein chale jaate hai aur wife begum ho jaati hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 947 views
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