Doctor apna pehla operation

Doctor apna pehla operation

Mukamal kerne ke baad operation

theater se bahir aya

Aur

ooper daikhte hoe bola:

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” YA ALLAH ! mera Pehla TOHFA Qabool ker”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 942 views
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