Police Afsar PATHAN se

Police Afsar PATHAN se:

Tumhari maadri zuban kon si hai?

PATHAN: Koi nahi..

Police Afsar: Kyun?

PATHAN: Meri ammi goongi thi

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 968 views
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