4 cheezain khatam hone per

4 cheezain khatam hone per boht taklef dayti hain…! . .

1– Mohabbat
2– Rishta
3– Aietebar OR
4– ITWAR…:)

Itwar wala dukh ziada bara hai ;-):-p:-D

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