Sardar Ji and Umbrella
Sardar Ji and Umbrella
Ek sardar ki chatri me hole tha,
kisine pucha, umbrella me hole kyun?
Sardar bola, Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 578 views
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