Santa Went To Court
Santa Went To Court
Judge:
“Order ! Order !”
Santa:
“1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-Drink !”
Judge:
“Shut Up !”
Santa:
“No,No..7-Up!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 799 views
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