Santa enters a store that sells curtains.
Santa enters a store that sells curtains.
He tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.”
He showed him several patterns, but Santa seemed to be having a hard time choosing.
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1004 views
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A man phones home from the office and tells his wife, "Something has just come up. I have the chance to go fishing for a week. It`s the opportunity of a lifetime.
We leave right away, so can you pack my clothes, my fishing equipment, and especially my blue silk pajamas? I`ll be home in an hour to pick them up." He hurries home, grabs everything and rushes off. A week later he returns.
His wife asks, "Did you have a good trip?" "Oh yes, great! But you forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas." "Oh no I didn`t. I put them in your fishing box."
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Biwi par Nibandh: biwi 1 faltu musibat hai.ye ghar ki rasoi me payi jaati hai.iska paustik ahaar pati ka bheja khana hai.Ye pani kam khoon zyada piti hai...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelery and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!
by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek Larka Bike Par Ja Raha Tha..
Bike Ka Tyre Bhains K Gobar
K Beech Mein Se Guzer Gya,
Qareeb Kuch Larkiya Khari Thi.
Unho Ney Taliyan Baja K Kaha:"Happy Birthday To U"
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Larka Ruka Or Bola:
serf Wish Karney Se Kaam Nahi Chaley Ga
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
ekho yaar?
kisi ne bilkul khali msg bheja he.
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Teacher: What is meant by
“I MISS YOU”
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Pathan: Is ka Matlab Hai
“Main Tumhari Miss Hon!”
by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Ek baar ek Totaa (Bole to Parrot) Ud raha tha full speed par.
Uske saamne achanak full speed mein ek Ferrari aa rahi thi, dono ki takkar hui...
Totaa behosh hoga ya, raste mein ek bhikari tha usne Totaa ko uthaya aur ghar le gaya.
Usko marham lagaya aur pinjare mein rakh diya.
Jab Totaa ko hosh aaya, usne apne aap ko pinjare mein dekha.
Aur bola, Aalia JAIL . Woh Ferrari ka driver mar gaya kya
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Pathan was Weeping:
Man: Kyon Ro rahe ho?
Pathan: Meri Murghi Mar gai.
Man: Mera Baap Mar Gaya Magar main to Nahi Roya.
Pathan: Oye Tera Baap kya Anday Deta tha-
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein
kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise
bol pada? .
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar english k paper main fail ho gaya,
He did translation:
1.Main aam admi nahi hon
I?m not a mango man
2.Sarda or garma fruit hain.
Colda & hota r fruits
3.Mujhey bhi english ati hay
English comes 2 me also
4.do ro do chaar.
give and give four.
5.Mera taluk hari pur hazara se hay
I belong 2 green pur thousanda:)
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)