Santa : Badda dukh hoya si teri wife di mout ki khabar sunker, wase hoya ki si?

Banta : Goli lagi si matthe vich.

Santa : Shukar rabb da ankh bach gai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 810 views

A sardarji goes to

A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can't get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Lambi umar

ek adhmi doctor kay pass jatha hai or
pooshta hai doctor sahab koi asi dava
bathayai jisa meri umar lambi ho
jaiya doctor nay soch ne kay baad
javab deeya asa karo thum shadhi
karlo mareez nai kaha kiya isa meri
umar lambi ho jaygi? doctor...

by Aurangzeb Khan Tunio (few years ago!)

Winner will get the cup

A: Why are all those people running?
B: They are running a race to get a cup.
A: Who will get the cup?
B: The person who wins.
A: Then why are all the others running?

by Abdul Latif (few years ago!)

Nokri Chahiye To Sarkari

Sarkari Bas Me Bethna Nahi
Sarkari School Me Padhna nahi
Sarkari Dawa Khane Me Davai Karvani Nahi

Aur
.
.
Nokri Chahiye To Sarkari.

Wah PAKISTANI Wah.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey

Qabristaan mein ek sahab qabar key paas kharey zaroqataar ro rahey they or marney waley sey shikayat ker rahey they

“Tum is dunya ko chor ker kyun chaley gyey? tumharey janey key baad meri dunya hi andher ho gyee.

Tum zinda hotey to mujhey yeh din kyun dekhney naseeb hotey? Yeh museebtein kyun sehna parteen?”

Qareeb ki qabar per kharey ek sahab ney un ka haal dekh ker hamdardi bharey lehjey mein poocha, kyun sahab, marney waley aap key qareebi dost ya rishtey daar they?

Pehley sahab boley, “Nahi, meri biwi key pehley shohar…”

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)