Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue
Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha,
Aurat: 'Dekhta kya h ? Teri maa ki umar ki hu'
Santa: To mai b apne baap k liye he dhund raha hu...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 572 views
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