Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue

Santa: 1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha,

Aurat: 'Dekhta kya h ? Teri maa ki umar ki hu'

Santa: To mai b apne baap k liye he dhund raha hu...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 557 views
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THE BAT PET

Three vampire bats live in a cave surrounded by three castles. One night, the bats bet on who can drink the most blood.

The first bat comes home with blood dripping off his fangs. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of three people."

The second bat returns with blood around his mouth. He says, "See that castle over there? I drank the blood of five people."

The third bat comes back covered in blood. He says, "See that castle over there?" The other bats nod. "Well," says the third bat, "I didn't."

by khalid hussain (few years ago!)
Bilkul Jagah Nahi Hai

Raju, Rohit & Montu ek scooter par jaa rahe the.. A traffic cop tried to stop them.

Montu: Sorry Paaji, already 3 baithe hain. Bilkul bhi jagah nahin hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
SONA kahan hai

Daku: pathan ke gher gus gaya aur bola jaldi batao SONA kahan hai,,
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Pathan: Pagal ka bacha itna bara ghar hy, kahin b so jao…

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Santa Apni Patni Ko Bata Raha Tha.

Santa Apni Patni Ko Bata Raha Tha.

Santa: “Aaj Kisi Ne Mere Baap Ko Gali Di”

Santa Ki Biwi Preeto: “Accha, Fir?”

Santa Khush Hote Hue: “Par Mene Bhi Kasar Puri Kar Di Uske Baap Ko Gali Deke”

Preeto: “Lekin Vo Thha Kon?”

Santa: “Apna Beta, Pappu“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Girlfriend: Kya shaadi k baad

Girlfriend: Kya shaadi k baad bi tum muje itna pyar karoge?

Funny Boyfriend: Kyon nahin? Mujhe to shadi-shuda girls bohot pasand hain.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Purane waqaton main

Purane waqaton main ur Aaj kal main
Kya faraq hai?
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Purane waqaton main na bijli hoti thi
Na bijli k bill
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Aaj kal bijli to hoti nhi pr bijli
Ka bill zaror hota hai

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)
Railway Interviewer And Santa

Railway Interviewer To Santa.
Interviewer: “Agar Do Gaadiyaan
Ek Line Pe Aa Gayi To Kya Karoge?”

Santa: “Jee, Red Light Dikhaunga”

Interviewer: “Red Light Na Ho To?”

Santa: “Torch Dikhaunga”
Interviewer: “Torch Na Ho To?”

Santa: “Apni Red Shirt Utaar Kar Dikhaunga”

Interviewer: “Shirt Bhi Red Na Hui To?”

Santa: “Fir Main Apne Bua Ke Ladke Ko Bulaunga”
Interviewer Hairani Se: “Wo Kyun?”

Santa: “Jee, Usne Kabhi Trainon Ki Takkar Nahi Dekhi Na“

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sabse maasum dhamki

Sabse maasum dhamki : Jab chor chori

karke ghar se bhaag raha tha,
tab bachcha jaag gaya aur bola,
“Mera school bag bhi le ja KAMINE warna” mummy ko jaga dunga.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sana wd her amma

sana “ammi aap mujhe time nahi detien”. Ammi “beta tumhein time chahye to puri ghari le lo,lakin roo mat”

by Abdul Basit (few years ago!)
Akal Badhi Ki Bhains?

Circuit- Bhai ye bata Akal badhi ki bhains?

Munna Bhai- Pehle apun ko date of birth bata tabhi to bataega tereku, aisehi khali peeli time khoti karta hai sala.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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