Santa- tu mujhe 3ooo/
Santa- tu mujhe 3ooo/= de, 2 mahine k bad main tujhe lota dunga.
2 mahine k baad....
Banta- chal apna vada pura kar.
Santa- ye le......
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(___) Ye le Lota...
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 735 views
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