Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu
Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi
Deta....
by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 1525 views
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