Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko Kyu Nahi Nikalta?
yeda: Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi
Deta....

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