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BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal

BOY Sir gandhiji ke sir per baal kyun nahi the TEACHER inteligent aadmi ki nishani he BOY ha tabhi ladkiyo ke itne lambe bal hote hai

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : students semester

Teacher : students semester system k fayde batao?

Students : sir fayda to pta nhi, par nuksan bohat hai,

Beizzati saaL me 2 bar ho jati hai. . .

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: tell me the names

Teacher: tell me the names of all the planets..,!!!
Studnt: venus... earth...mars....:-/
Teacher: aur sunao
Studnt: bs bdiya..,ap sunao...

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Zameen par rehne

Teacher: Zameen par rehne wali janwer bacche deti hai, Hawa mein urne wali andey deti hai!

Woh konsi cheez hai jo hawa mai bhi urti hai or bacche bhi deti hai??

Student: “Air Hostess!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Larki or Larkay me kia faraq ha?

Teacher: Larki or Larkay me kia faraq ha?

Chintu: Larki 1 saal me 1 he bachay ki Maa bn skti ha jb k Larka 1 saal me 365 bachon ka Baap bn skta hy.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Jiss Bachy Nay Ajj

Teacher: Jiss Bachy Nay Ajj Adha Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere hath pe kiss kar sakta hay

Aur Jiss Nay Ajj Pora Sabaq Yaad Kai
Hay Who Mere Gall pe kiss kar sakta hay

Student: Miss App Muje Break Time me Millain main ne

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
teacher to student

teachr to student:
ek taraf paisa hai, ek taraf dimag

kya lo gay???????
student: paisa

teacher: galat, Agar mai hotee tou dimag laitee


student: Jiskre passjo nahi hy vo wohi leta hai.........:)

by ahsan raza (few years ago!)
Very Funny Girl ek beautiful

Very Funny Girl ek beautiful college student thi.

Ek bar vo class me late aati hai.

Teacher: Tum late kiyon ho?

Very Funny Girl : Sir Ji, ik londa mera peecha kar raha tha.

Teacher: Par fir kya hua, tum late kaise hui?

Very Funny Girl : Sir, voh londa bahut dheere dheere chal raha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Yoga Teacher to a woman

Yoga Teacher to a woman: Kya yoga karne se tumare husband ki sharab peene ki aadat me kutch badlav aaya?

Funny Woman: Hanji, ab vo sar ke bhar khade ho ke sari ki sari botal pi jate hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam : No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: "what's the further

Teacher: "what's the further away, America or the Moon?"

Student: "America!"

Teacher: "America? Whatever gave you that idea?"

Student: "Simple, We can always see the moon from the india, but not america!"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher to Student

Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?

Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Teacher: What happened in 1869?

Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born.

Teacher: What happened in 1873?

Student: Gandhi was four years old.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
A Child 2 Zardari:

A Child 2 Zardari:
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janab 15 m0nth se Hamaray sch00l mein teacher nahi aya
Zardari:
t0 sch00l kaisay chal raha hai?
Bacha:
jaisay mulak chal raha hai.

by Tariq Bangash (few years ago!)
Very Funny Girl

Very Funny Girl ek beautiful college student thi.

Ek bar vo class me late aati hai.

Teacher: Tum late kiyon ho?

Very Funny Girl : Sir Ji, ik londa mera peecha kar raha tha.

Teacher: Par fir kya hua, tum late kaise hui?

Very Funny Girl : Sir, voh londa bahut dheere dheere chal raha tha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)