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Captain of Military

Captain of Military: Naujawanon aage bado

Santa aage nahin bada

Captain: Tum aage kyun nahin bade?

Santa: Apne kaha 9 jawanon aage bado, mein 10ve number pe tha

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : Santa ye batao tense

Teacher : Santa ye batao tense kitne tarah ke hote hai?

Santa : Teen maidam.

Teacher : Teeno ke ek-ek example batao.

Santa : Madam, meine kal aapki beti ko dekha tha. Aaj mein ussey pyar karta
hu aur kal mein ussey bhaga kar le jaunga.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Teacher : Santa batao

Teacher : Santa batao `M’ for kya hota hai?
Santa : Sir, Mother!

Teacher : Right! Aab batao W for kya hota hai?

Santa kuch sochne lagta hai
Teacher : Santa kya soch rahe ho?

Santa : Sir, mein yeh soch raha tha ki Maa ulti kaise ho gayi?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ne Banta se kaha

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?”
Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa (Security Incharge)

Santa (Security Incharge) Pran ko jane diya lekin amitabh ko rok liya
Amitabh ne puchha kyon?

Santa: Raghukool reet sada chali aayi Pran jaye par Bachan na jaye

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa radio thik karwane gya.

Santa radio thik karwane gya.
Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik hai,Mausam kharab hai,Isliye nhi chal rha.

Santa: Le 100rs,Mausam nya daal de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa radio thik karwane gya.

Santa radio thik karwane gya.
Mechanic ne dekh k kha: Ye thik hai,Mausam kharab hai,Isliye nhi chal rha.

Santa: Le 100rs,Mausam nya daal de.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
santa 15 Saal Tak Ro-Ro

santa 15 Saal Tak Ro-Ro K Aulad k Liye Dua Mangta Rha

1 Din Bhgwan Dukhi Hokar Aaye OR Bole:Tujhe Wahe Guru Da Vasta!
Pehle Shadi to Karle Mere Baap!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa ka ek Buddha padosi

Santa ka ek Buddha padosi accident me mar gaya…Woh uske ghar gaya aur poocha “BODY AAGAYI KYA?”Tabhi body lekar ambulance AA gayi…Santa Bola “Ye Lo ! Uncle ki badi lambi umar hai !!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa To Doctor

Santa To Doctor: Main Susu Subha 5 Baje Karta Hu Aur Potty 6 Baje Karta Hu.” Doctor: “Phir Isme

Problem Kya Hai?” Santa: “Doctor Saab, Par Meri Aankh Subha 7 Baje Khulti Hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Naman Chaman ne Hindi ka home

Naman Chaman ne Hindi ka home work nahi kiya tha. Hindi teacher ne unko ped par ulta latakne ki saza di.

Thodi der latakne ke baad Santa neeche gir gaya.

Hindi Teacher: Thak gaye kya?
Funny Naman: Nahi pak gaya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Banta : Dekh Santa Ek Saanp

Banta : Dekh Santa Ek Saanp,Teri Biwi Ko Kaat Raha Hai.,Santa :D ar Mat Yaar.Vo Kaat Nhi Raha,Vo To Zehar Bharwane Aaya Hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Saanp Hindi

Banta : Dekh Santa Ek Saanp,Teri Biwi Ko Kaat Raha Hai.,Santa :

D ar Mat Yaar.Vo Kaat Nhi Raha,Vo To Zehar Bharwane Aaya Hoga

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha.

Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha. Achanak Taxi Ruk Gayi.

Sardar Driver bola: Sir Taxi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti, Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai.

Funny Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Taxi Vapis Ghar Ko Le Chalo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha.

Santa Taxi Main Ja Raha Tha. Achanak Taxi Ruk Gayi.

Sardar Driver bola: Sir Taxi Aage Nahi Ja Sakti, Petrol Khatam Ho Gaya Hai.

Funny Santa: Koi Baat Nahi Taxi Vapis Ghar Ko Le Chalo.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)