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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: “Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon.”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa reading from book of facts

Santa (reading from book of facts): “Do you know that every time I breathe a man dies?” Banta: “Why don’t you use a mouth wash

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
an astronomer was watching

an astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star falls.

Seeing that Santa Singh shouted, “what a shot you made!”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa after a long tour says

Santa after a long tour says: A man opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there.

Banta: Why?
Santa: Because he opened petrol pump on second floor.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa on long tour asks Banta 2

Santa on long tour asks Banta 2 inform if anything unusual haoens at home.

Banta SMSs after a month: Man who comes 2 Screw Ur Wife daily, didnt come today.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa Apne Dost Se:

Santa Apne Dost Se: “Aaj Ghar Jate Hi Biwi Ki Chaddi Utarunga.”
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Dost: “Aaj Bade Mood Mein Lagte Ho?”
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Santa: “Ghanta, Bahut Tight Hai Yaar, Subah Galti Se Biwi Ki Pehan Li Thi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa opened A College

Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?

The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa – My wife died yesterday..

Santa – My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?
Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa walks into a library & says,

Santa walks into a library & says, “Can I have a burger and coke?” Librarian, “I’m sorry, this is a library.” Santa whispers, “Can I have a burger & fries?”

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa found answer to the

Santa found answer to the
most difficult question ever-
What comes first the chicken or the egg ?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa after interview: Everything

Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Santa was drawing money from ATM.

Banta, who was just behind him in
the line said: I’ve seen ur password. It’s ****.
Sant: U r wrong. It’s 1394.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Santa – My wife died yesterday..

Santa – My wife died yesterday..
I’m trying to cry but tears are not come out,
what to do?

Banta – No Problem.
Just Imagine she Came Back.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Punjab Police ka jalwa...

Punjab Police ka jalwa...

Santa Taalaab me nanga naha raha tha..

Police-Chal oye baahar aakar kapde pehen le teri Talaashi leni hai..

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Ek baar santa sharab ke nashe

Ek baar santa sharab ke nashe mein ek moti suri ke upar ja gira aur uski puchh(tail)pakar kar bola.Mere 3 bachho ki amma roz do chotiyan banati thi aaj 1 choti kis khushi mein bana li?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)