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Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain

A sardarji went to a
STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and
slapped the operator twice. :-( Guess why ?
bcoz there it was written
“Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain”

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?
Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?

How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
&
comes to a conclusion:
I’ll drink poison n let lion eat me.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)
lady wanted to go to toilet

In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
sardarji photographer is focusing

A sardarji photographer is focusing
a dead body’s face in a funeral function,
suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him.
why? He said “SMILE PLEASE”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar & Librarian

Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story”
Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
What Problem

Sardarji ( to doctor ) : ‘Doctor, I have a problem.’
Doctor : ‘What’s your problem?’
Sardarji : ‘I keep forgetting things.’
Doctor : ‘Since when do you have this problem?’
Sardarji : ‘What problem?’ :-)

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Bye bye, 2 bachon k baap

A sardarji, very proud of his humour used to say to his wife leaving for the office :
‘Good bye char bacchon ki maa’
One day his wife fed up of this answered :
‘Bye bye, do bacchon ke baap’

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Sardar zebra crossing per

Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par bar bar
Idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe,
honge….think…
“SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!)
Sardarji Committing Suicide

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Railway track
Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Apna Samman Kahi Aur Rakho

Train me ik Funny Desi Sardar ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya. Neeche Gujarati Gujju baitha tha.

Gujarati Gujju: Sardarji, apna samman kahi aur rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.

Desi Sardar: Koi baat nahi friend, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardarji Committing Suicide

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him.

Railway track

Somebody stops him and asks, kya hai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?

Sardarji replies, Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaun

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardar Went To Mirror Shop

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Sardar went to a mirror shop

Once a Sardarji goes to a mirror shop to buy a mirror.He wanders all over the shop before the shopkeeper comes and asks him,
May I help you

Sardar: I want a very strong mirror.
Shop keeper: Try this one sir!Its just Rs.1000

Sardar: Is it really that strong

Shop keeper: Yes sir. If u want to know, you can throw this mirror from 100 storeyed building. This mirror does not breaks upto 99 floors sir

Sardar: Wah bahuth badiya hai
He pays the shop keeper and leaves with that mirror

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
Sardarji Ka Dhaba

Barkha Dutt: Laloo Ji, hamare desh mein divorce ke cases badte hi ja rahe hain.

Aapko kya sochte ho, iska main karan kya hai.

Funny Laloo: Shaadi.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)
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