Sardarji goes to the library and slams the book on the table and complains, “Too many characters no story”
Librarian, “So u are the idiot who took the telephone directory”

by tanveer hussain (few years ago!) / 736 views

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi

Ek Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1Aadmi bar-bar line me ghusta tha,
par log usko pakar k piche phek dete the
Admi:"Lage raho, Saalo clinic hi nahi kholunga"

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!)

I think ur son is above

TC: I think ur son is above 12, he needs a full ticket.

Lady: How he can be 12? I hav been married for 10 years.
TC: I collect fares not confessions.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai

Teacher To Sharma:
What Is The Full Form Of SINGH?

Sharma Thinks Hard And Says:
Sardar Insaan Nahi Gadha Hai

by Mohammad Ali (few years ago!)

Sardar Rishtay K Liye Tasweer

Sardar Rishtay K Liye Tasweer Khicwa Raha Tha
Toh Tasweer Men Gadha B
A Gea Sardaar Nay Yeah Likh Kay Tasweer Bheji
Mein Khabbaay Pase Han.

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi

Sardar ne A to Z English sikhi….!!!

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A:
Apple
B:
Bara Apple
C:
Chota Apple
D:
Doosra Apple
E:
Ek hor Apple
F:
Fer Apple
G:
Ganda Apple
H:
Hara Apple
I:
India da Apple
J:
Japani Apple
K:
Kharab Apple
L:
Laal Apple
M:
Mitha Apple
Nawan Apple
O:
Oooo…! Apple
P
Pakka Apple
Q:
Quetta da Apple
R:
Rall mil k khaan aala Apple
S:
Saada Apple
T:
Twada Apple
U:
Unna da Apple
V:
Vekho Apple
W:
Wadda Apple
X:
X-xtra Apple
Y:
Yellow Apple
Z:
Zndabad Apple

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!)