Santa raat ko sharab k nashe main Ghar aya
Santa raat ko sharab k nashe main Ghar aya:
Us ne apni BV ko Banta K sath sex karte dekh lya
Aftr much thinking Santa bola
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“Oh sorry main Samjha mera ghar hy”
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