Santa : Cheel ko English main Kya Kehte Hain.
Banta : Eagle
Santa : Agar cheel bimar ho jaye to?
Banta : Illeagal

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 543 views

Apni mat waj jandi aye

Nargispeer k paon choo kar boli:

“baba ji koi changi mat deo”

Peer ji:

“O bibi burka pa k aaya kar

Tennu vekh k te peer di apni mat waj jandi aye..

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Main Love Officer Hu…

Hands Up .
Main Love Officer Hu…
You’r Under Arrest…
Kio K Jitny Pyaray Ap Ho,
Itna Pyara Hona Qanoonan Juram Ha.
Is Liye Ap Ko Meray Dil Main Umar Qaid Ki Saza Di Jati Ha…
Pata Nhi Aesay Messages Loug Mujhay Hi Kio Send Kartay Hain.
Aisi Kia Baat Ha Mujh Main?
I’m So Sweet Na?…
(‘.’)>(‘.’)
<)( /)(>
. /\ /\ Ammi Meri Nazar Tou Utar Dain…

by Mazhar Khan (few years ago!)

Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?

Sardar: Agar Operation Se Mujhe Kuch Ho Jaye To Ussi Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena

Biwi: Aisay Kyun Keh Rahay Ho?

Sardar: To Kaya Doctor Ko Muaf Kar Doon?

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Biwi neend me zorse

Biwi neend me zorse
chillai: Jaldi utho,
mere PATI Aa gaye

SANTA utha,
khidki se kud gaya,
Tang tut gayi, Fir khyal Aaya sala
mein hi to uska pati
hu!!

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

A Very Insulting Parrot

This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her loneliness and goes to the pet store. She decides against puppies, kitties, etc., and is about to leave the store when she hears a voice saying, "My, do you look lovely this afternoon, madam."

She turns around quickly to see who has spoken, but there is no one. All she sees is a big green parrot, resting on his perch in his cage. "Did you say that?" she asks.

"Why, yes, I did!" he replies. "And may I add that dress is a very nice color for you."

The lady suddenly realizes how nice it would be to not only have a talking parrot, but one that paid such nice compliments. So she pays for him and takes him home. On the way, she says, "You know, I am so proud of you that I believe I'll take you out for dinner! Would you like that?"

The parrot says, "Why yes, that would be delightful. I know a charming place on 7th Street."

So they arrive home and the lady progresses upstairs to her room to change for dinner, bringing the parrot along, of course. When the woman enters the building, the parrot begins complaining, swearing, and even bit her once.

Well, the woman is flabbergasted! She grabs the parrot by the throat, marches down the stairs into the basement, and stuffs the parrot in the freezer. She leaves him there in the freezer for five long minutes before taking him back out. The parrot is very cold.

She says, "Well? Have you learned your lesson? I will not tolerate such language in my house!"

The parrot says, "Okay, okay, I promise it won't happen again. I am deeply sorry."

Within five minutes, he is cursing again and bit her once on the arm and once on the finger.

The lady is absolutely stunned. She rips the parrot out of his cage, goes down the stairs, into the cellar, and, slam, into the freezer. This time, she leaves him in there for fifteen minutes.

When she finally takes him out, the parrot is one step away from death. He is shivering and has light frost on the beak. "I swear it will never ever happen again! I will never insult you again! I promise!" As he thaws, he looks up at the lady and says, "I do have one question though. That turkey in there, what'd he do, attack you?"

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)