Banta: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho

Banta: yaar tm subah se mitti khod rhe ho,kia baat hai,
Santa: kuch nahi yaar
Dada ji ne kha hai'k maine unka naam mitti me mila dia hai bas woi dhond raon

by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 656 views
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