Telescope
An astronomer was watching the sky from his
telescope.
Santa Singh was observing him, suddenly a star
falls.
Seeing that Santa shouted, “what a shot you
made!"
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 2694 views
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Ek ladka apni pados ki Aunty ko
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Aunty ne bola - Beta raat bohot
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SOFA par so jaunga
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Agle din Subah ek Bohot hiSundar
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Ladka - Aap kaun ho.......??
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Ladki - Me BITTU. Aap kaun.....??
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