aj to che pene ka
Santa Banta se bola “Bhai aaj to chay peene ka
maza aa gaya.”
Banta : Santa Jee, agar billi ne dudh me muh na
mara hota to aur bhi maza aata!!!
by Tanveer Hussain (few years ago!) / 1001 views
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