Santa ke ghar Ladki

Santa ke ghar Ladki ne janam liya..

Banta: jab ladki badi hogi to ladke ise chedenge.

Santa: Maine iska intejaam kar liye hai. Banta: kya kiya?

Santa: Ladki ka naam DIDI rakh diya hai.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!) / 681 views
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